Pink Ski Mask

So here I am again, sitting at school before class starts and burnt out from doing homework all day, and I've decided that I need to write a little something. So here goes: something. Get it a "little" something. Anyway, I just wanted to share something that I thought was funny. When I used to work at Spring Communications I had a lady come in and ask the time. She was wearing a watch and I think she saw me look at it because she promptly said that the battery had died. Then she turned to her friend in all seriousness and said, "I wonder what time the battery died". I had to go into the back room to hide because I was laughing so hard. In the coming days I think I'm going to post the script of my stand up routine that my wife doesn't think that I will ever really do. I need to rewrite a few things first and you will also have to picture me doing it (it's funnier that way). If anyone knows of a local comedy club or anything that does an open mic night let me know, I have to prove my wife wrong.